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REBLOGGED THE PUNCH - Aw, LOL. I love you Joe, but this is hilarious.

  • What would happen if Joe Jonas starred in Twilight?
  • Bella Swan: You never eat or drink anything...
  • Joe Jonas: Well, how else am I gonna fit into my skinny jeans?
  • Bella: You're impossibly fast, and strong...
  • Joe: *flexes muscles* Watch me do a FLIP!
  • Bella: Your skin is pale white and ice cold...
  • Joe: I only just moved to California, babe.
  • Bella: How old are you?
  • Joe: Nineteen.
  • Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
  • Joe: Uh, I said nineteen...
  • Bella: I know what you are.
  • Joe: Say it. Say it out loud.
  • Bella: Jonas.
  • Joe: Are you afraid?
  • Bella: Nah. What's the worst you're gonna do to me? Dump me over the phone?
  • HAH, this is hilarious.